But he got them both right! Good for him. I’ll tell you what they are after the comic. See if you can tell what they are. https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2004/02/17 First panel—Most people …

The humor is in whether the statements are metaphors or similes… https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2003/12/29 I was lucky! The comic for the next day contains the needed definitions: the conversation continues… and more: …

I don’t recall mentioning this grade-school point of grammar before. The difference between “well” and “good.” Well—an adverb. Goes with verbs. Well done! Good—an adjective. Goes with nouns. Good lesson! …

Or I could say they’re both right. https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2003/01/12 Another definition of entitle is “to give a title to something,” So the teacher is using a correct, if longer than necessary, …

Edited a bit to shorten it. What grammar rules does your native language have that make no sense? J Beckwith, B.M. Opera & Linguistics, University of Massachusetts, Amherst (2011). I …

The usage is probably older than I know. The word is “compute” used as a noun. Mostly I’ve heard it in the depths of IT departments, but here’s a usage …